Notes 1, the Court of Law

 

Jennifer Rihanna Scarlett

                                      https://www.fentybeauty.com/

Lindsay Lily Eliza

Marina Zara Katy

 

Daniel

 

 

 

My Twitter 

https://twitter.com/DarthVader01

 

 

 

Myths of the near Future (J.G Ballard)

https://www.amazon.com/Myths-Near-Future-Panther-Books/dp/058605888

 

Depeche Mode album Spirit on iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/se/album/spirit-deluxe/id1199983730

https://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Depeche-Mode/dp/B01N9V6BB2

 

Zara Larsson album So Good on iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/se/album/so-good/id1201058048?app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

 

Rihanna Love on the Brain on iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/se/album/love-on-the-brain/id1079130218?i=1079131941&app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

 

 

Katy Perry album Witness on iTunes

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/witness/id1236460498

 

 

Lily Allen's new single Trigger Bang on iTunes

 https://itunes.apple.com/se/album/trigger-bang-feat-giggs-single/1324015102

 

 

 

 

Swedish election 2018

 

Regeringens budget prop 2018:

Rättsväsendet

Försvar

Hälsovård

http://www.regeringen.se/rattsdokument/proposition/2017/09/prop.-2017181/

 

 

 

 

 

NRA is funding the US Congress, it's just awful

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/10/04/opinion/thoughts-prayers-nra-funding-senators.html

 

 

 

 

 

The spaceship is standing on the moon and Daniel has landed the shuttle nearby and entered the ship, he is on his way to the court. All in the blog have arrived to the courtroom and are viewing the judge’s empty seat. The people in the blog are all witnesses in the court case. After a few minutes the judge arrives and she tells Daniel to say after her:

 

-Say after me, says Katy the judge, “I’m a stupid and a no good blogger”

 

-I can’t say that, says Daniel.

 

-Say it, says Katy.

 

And Daniel repeats it with hesitation.

 

-You are charged with telling women to rob, says Katy, how do you plead?

 

-Not guilty, says Daniel.

 

-Yes, that is what you all say, says Katy. I read here from what you have written “Women should be in gangs and rob people of their belongings.”

 

-Why should only men rob? says Daniel, women should steal too for equality. And I should be acquitted for my illness.

 

-Yes, you have told us about that, says Katy.

 

-I noticed some time ago that I lost weight, says Daniel, I lost over 30 pounds, 15 kilos, in a few weeks and that was rather much because I wasn’t overweight before, but I didn’t call the hospital for some reason, and then after several weeks of awful ordeal with bone crushing pain and losing even more weight I finally called the hospital, and when I arrived there I looked like a walking skeleton, I lost so much weight, and the doctor said that my kidneys are failing and the situation is serious. And the doctor visited me several times and said, this is not good, I should have called the hospital earlier to avoid complications.

 

-Yes, you want us to feel sorry for you, don’t you, says Katy, but obviously you are much better now because you are here and you don’t look like a skeleton. I will call the whole blog as witnesses.

 

-All of them? Says Daniel, you can’t do that they will destroy my defence.

 

-Do you have a lawyer with you? Says Katy.

 

Daniel point at a chair beside him.

 

-That’s not a lawyer, says Katy, that’s a teddy bear.

 

-I don’t have the resources, says Daniel.

 

-A lawyer can be appointed to you, says Katy.

 

-No I don’t think so, says Daniel, I represent myself.

 

-I advise not to, says Katy.

 

 

 

 

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-You have said that women should rob, says Katy.

 

-What I mean is that isn’t it better if women rob people instead of men? Says Daniel, a women would say: Hi how are you, before she robs you and she gives you $20, £15, for that watch she steals from you and that you bought nine years ago at a sale, and that makes you feel better and now you can go shopping with $20 at the corner shop and meet the nice foreign owner of the shop. And when a woman talks to you before she robs you that could be the first time anyone spoke to you for seven years, since that unforgettable day when you were called up by tax authorities. A man wouldn’t do that, they just hit you in the face and kick you on the ground and he wouldn’t even say hi to you before he leaves you in a hurry. I mean wouldn’t you rather be robbed by a polite woman instead?

 

-You know, the worst thing about you, is that you try to make sense of evil things, says Katy.

 

 

-The first witness is Scarlett the girl, says Katy.

 

 

-I don’t think children should be in court, says Daniel.

 

-I want to hear what she has to says, says Katy. What do you think of Daniel and the blog Scarlett?

 

-I think he is rather funny, says Scarlett the girl.

 

 

 

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After a recess the trail begins again.

 

-I want to call a witness, says Daniel.

 

-I think I know who you are going to call, says Katy, I allow her.

 

Rihanna takes the stand:

 

-What do you have to say about the accused and the blog, says Katy to Rihanna.

 

-I would say he is rather unusual, says Rihanna, he combines science fiction with opinions about women. It’s interesting.

 

-Thank you, says Katy, Daniel what is your opinion about women and men?

 

-You know, men look for women everywhere, says Daniel, they even went to the moon to find women and they brought a car to the moon if they should find women there, I mean why did they bring a car to the moon? And when they didn’t find any women on the moon, they stopped going there, men astronauts said: We didn’t find any women on the moon so we are not going there anymore. (Don’t sue me)

 

-And now we know why you have a blog with women on the moon, says Katy.

 

 

 

 

 

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And then Zara, Lily, Marina, Lindsay, Eliza and Scarlett give evidence; they all say that they hate men and especially me. Zara says that she hated me from the start and that the blog is trying to trap innocent women and then write evil things about them. Lily said she hates me for saying women should be in a gang, Marina is furious the way I mishandle her music in the blog, she also said she hates me, and Lindsay is angry that someone is trying to tell her what to say in the blog all the time and Eliza said I was the most evil person ever in this court. Scarlett says that I should not try to give her telepathic messages, it’s very annoying she says.

 

-I have to say that this is unacceptable testimony, says Daniel, I’m not evil, I know they hate me, you can’t be liked by everyone.

 

-The problem with you is that you are hated by everyone, says Katy, no one likes you, you are alone in your shabby apartment with no friends and when you dare to leave your untidy apartment you are robbed.

 

-My apartment is not shabby, says Daniel, and if women were robbing people, giving them $15 for the five year old cell phone that she steal from you, everyone would go out in the neighbourhood in the evening, I mean the worst thing that could happen is that you are robbed by a polite woman.

 

-If you continue to talk I will give you a severe sentence, says Katy, is that clear?

 

 

-The trial is not over yet, says Daniel.

 

-Don’t talk back to the court, says Katy.

 

 

 

 

 

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The trail is soon over and, one witness still to give evidence, first the judge has something to say:

 

 

-Why do you trap women in a blog and write evil things about them, says Katy.

 

 

-You know, let me tell you one thing, says Daniel, a women only have to show up to get 11332 men to greet her, do you know how many women show up for a man? Zero, no one.

 

-You talk from your own experience don’t you, says Katy.

 

-I wish the judge didn’t interrupt me, says Daniel angrily.

 

-I call the next witness, says Katy.

 

And Jennifer takes the stand.

 

-This is unacceptable, says Daniel, she will destroy my whole defence.

 

-You don’t have a defence, says Katy.

 

 

-You know I always tell the truth, begins Jennifer, and I’m never angry or hostile or impolite. And I can say honestly that the accused is the most unreliable, famous seeking, illiterate, want to be in the centre of the blog, twit I ever been confronted with.

 

There is a silence in the court.

 

-Judge Katy, say Daniel, I just want to say that the so called evidence is given by someone who drinks too much.

 

Jennifer gets up and rushes over to Daniel:

 

-I will hit you in the face, screams Jennifer, and then I will kick you when you are on the floor begging for mercy.

 

 

Lily, Marina, Lindsay mange to stop Jennifer before she hits Daniel, it takes three people to hold her down.

 

 

-Don’t touch me, screams Jennifer.

 

 

-This is not acceptable, says Katy I declare a mistrial, the accused is dismissed, and the witnesses are excused.

 

 

-I have one last issue to ask, says Katy, what is your opinion on porn?

 

-There should be age limit on porn on the internet, says Daniel, there is age limit on everything except porn, it is very stupid.

 

-That was the only sensible thing you have said, says Katy.

 

 

 

 

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Later at the bar:

 

 

 

-You know I’m not like that, says Jennifer, to first say I’m not angry and then try to hit someone.

 

-He was acquitted because of you, says Eliza.

 

-Is that a good thing? says Jennifer.

 

-Well, he should have some sort of punishment, says Eliza.

 

 

-He is rather nice, says Rihanna.

 

 

-You say that because you have some contact with him, says Eliza.

 

 

-Perhaps I have, says Rihanna.

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://twitter.com/lfc 

 

https://www.translate.com/

 

https://translate.google.se

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the album Blue Lines UK 2 X Platinum

the masterpiece

 

 

 

 

From the album No Shame release in 2018

 

 

 

 

From the album Super 2016

 

 

 

 

 

UK Government

https://twitter.com/Number10gov

 

 

BUP, Swedish Health Care

https://www.1177.se/Vastra-Gotaland/Tema/Barn-och-foraldrar/Barn-i-varden/Barn--och-ungdomspsykiatrin-BUP/om-barn-och-ungdomspsykiatrin-bup/?ar=True


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